XII. THAT OF PASHA ABDULLA BEY.

 Abdulla Bey—a Pasha—had

A turn for joy and merriment:

You never caught him looking sad,

Nor glowering¹ in discontent.

His normal attitude was one

Of calm, serene² placidity³;

His nature gay, and full of fun,

And free from all acidity⁴.

A trifling⁵ instance I'll relate

Of Pasha Bey's urbanity,

The which will clearly indicate

His marvellous humanity.

He had a dozen wives or so

(In him no immorality⁶;

For Eastern custom, as you know,

Permits, of wives, plurality).

Yes; quite a dozen wives—or more—

Abdulla had, and for a while

No sound was heard of strife⁷ or war

Within Abdulla's domicile.

But, oh! how rare it is to find

A dozen ladies who'll consent

To think as with a single mind,

And live together in content.

Abdulla's wives—altho', no doubt,

If taken individually,

Would never think of falling out,—

Collectively, could not agree.

At first, in quite a playful way,

They quarrelled—rather prettily⁸;

Then cutting things contrived⁹ to say

About each other wittily¹⁰;

Then petty jealousies¹¹ and sneers¹²

Began,—just feeble flickerings—

Which grew, alas¹³! to bitter tears,

And fierce domestic bickerings.

You never had a dozen wives—

Of course not—so you cannot know

The grave discomfort¹⁴ in their lives

These Pashas sometimes undergo.

Abdulla Bey, however, he

Was not the one to be dismayed,

And doubtless you'll astounded¹⁵ be

To hear what wisdom he displayed.

He did not—as some would have done—

Seek angry ladies to coerce¹⁶;

He did not use to any one

Expressions impolite—or worse.

 

No, what he did was simply this:

He stood those ladies in a row,

And said, "My dears, don't take amiss

What I'm about to say, you know.

"I find you cannot, like the birds,

Within your little nest agree,

So I'll unfold, in briefest words,

A plan which has occurred to me.

"These quarrellings, these manners lax,

In comfort means a loss for us,

So I must tie you up in sacks

And throw you in the Bosphorus."

 

He tied them up; he threw them in;

Then Pasha Bey, I beg to state,

Did not seek sympathy to win

By posing as disconsolate¹⁷.

He mourned a week; and then, they say

(A Pasha is, of course, a catch),

Our friend, the good Abdulla Bey,

Got married to another batch¹⁸.

1 glowering   

v.怒视( glower的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• The boy would not go, but stood at the door glowering at his father. 那男孩不肯走，他站在门口对他父亲怒目而视。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Then he withdrew to a corner and sat glowering at his wife. 然后他溜到一个角落外，坐在那怒视着他的妻子。 来自辞典例句

2 serene   

adj. 安详的，宁静的，平静的

参考例句：

• He has entered the serene autumn of his life.他已进入了美好的中年时期。
• He didn't speak much,he just smiled with that serene smile of his.他话不多，只是脸上露出他招牌式的淡定的微笑。

3 placidity   

n.平静，安静，温和

参考例句：

• Miss Pross inquired,with placidity.普洛丝小姐不动声色地问。
• The swift and indifferent placidity of that look troubled me.那一扫而过的冷漠沉静的目光使我深感不安。

4 acidity   

n.酸度，酸性

参考例句：

• This plant prefers alkaline soil,though it will readily tolerate some acidity.这种植物在酸性土壤中也能生存，但硷性土壤更加适宜。
• Gastric acidity would not prevent the organism from passing into the gut.胃的酸度不能防止细菌进入肠道。

5 trifling   

adj.微不足道的；没什么价值的

参考例句：

• They quarreled over a trifling matter.他们为这种微不足道的事情争吵。
• So far Europe has no doubt, gained a real conveniency,though surely a very trifling one.直到现在为止,欧洲无疑地已经获得了实在的便利，不过那确是一种微不足道的便利。

6 immorality   

n. 不道德, 无道义

参考例句：

• All the churchmen have preached against immorality. 所有牧师都讲道反对不道德的行为。
• Where the European sees immorality and lawlessness, strict law rules in reality. 在欧洲人视为不道德和无规则的地方，事实上都盛行着一种严格的规则。 来自英汉非文学 - 家庭、私有制和国家的起源

7 strife   

n.争吵，冲突，倾轧，竞争

参考例句：

• We do not intend to be drawn into the internal strife.我们不想卷入内乱之中。
• Money is a major cause of strife in many marriages.金钱是造成很多婚姻不和的一个主要原因。

8 prettily   

adv.优美地；可爱地

参考例句：

• It was prettily engraved with flowers on the back.此件雕刻精美，背面有花饰图案。
• She pouted prettily at him.她冲他撅着嘴，样子很可爱。

9 contrived   

adj.不自然的，做作的；虚构的

参考例句：

• There was nothing contrived or calculated about what he said.他说的话里没有任何蓄意捏造的成分。
• The plot seems contrived.情节看起来不真实。

10 wittily   

机智地，机敏地

参考例句：

• They have just been pulling our legs very wittily. 他们不过是跟我们开个非常诙谐的玩笑罢了。
• The tale wittily explores the interaction and tension between reality and imagination. 这篇故事机智地探讨了现实和想象之间的联系和对立。

11 jealousies   

n.妒忌( jealousy的名词复数 )；妒羡

参考例句：

• They were divided by mutual suspicion and jealousies. 他们因为相互猜疑嫉妒而不和。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
• I am tired of all these jealousies and quarrels. 我厌恶这些妒忌和吵架的语言。 来自辞典例句

12 sneers   

讥笑的表情（言语）( sneer的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• You should ignore their sneers at your efforts. 他们对你的努力所作的讥笑你不要去理会。
• I felt that every woman here sneers at me. 我感到这里的每一个女人都在嘲笑我。

13 alas   

int.唉(表示悲伤、忧愁、恐惧等)

参考例句：

• Alas!The window is broken!哎呀！窗子破了！
• Alas,the truth is less romantic.然而，真理很少带有浪漫色彩。

14 discomfort   

n.不舒服，不安，难过，困难，不方便

参考例句：

• One has to bear a little discomfort while travelling.旅行中总要忍受一点不便。
• She turned red with discomfort when the teacher spoke.老师讲话时她不好意思地红着脸。

15 astounded   

v.使震惊(astound的过去式和过去分词)；愕然；愕；惊讶

参考例句：

• His arrogance astounded her. 他的傲慢使她震惊。
• How can you say that? I'm absolutely astounded. 你怎么能说出那种话？我感到大为震惊。

16 coerce   

v.强迫，压制

参考例句：

• You can't coerce her into obedience.你不能强制她服从。
• Do you think there is any way that we can coerce them otherwise?你认为我们有什么办法强迫他们不那样吗？

17 disconsolate   

adj.忧郁的，不快的

参考例句：

• He looked so disconsolate that It'scared her.他看上去情绪很坏，吓了她一跳。
• At the dress rehearsal she was disconsolate.彩排时她闷闷不乐。

18 batch   

n.一批(组，群)；一批生产量

参考例句：

• The first batch of cakes was burnt.第一炉蛋糕烤焦了。
• I have a batch of letters to answer.我有一批信要回复。