Among the dies alba creta notandos, which the beau monde of the Cambrian mountains was in the habit of remembering with the greatest pleasure, and anticipating with the most lively satisfaction, was the Christmas ball which the ancient family of the Headlongs had been accustomed to give from time immemorial. Tradition attributed the honour of its foundation to Headlong Ap-Headlong Ap-Breakneck Ap-Headlong Ap-Cataract Ap-Pistyll Ap-Rhaidr1 Ap-Headlong, who lived about the time of the Trojan war. Certain it is, at least, that a grand chorus was always sung after supper in honour of this illustrious ancestor of the squire1. This ball was, indeed, an ?ra in the lives of all the beauty and fashion of Caernarvon, Meirionnydd, and Anglesea, and, like the Greek Olympiads and the Roman consulates2, served as the main pillar of memory, round which all the events of the year were suspended and entwined. Thus, in recalling to mind any circumstance imperfectly recollected3, the principal point to be ascertained4 was, whether it had occurred in the year of the first, second, third, or fourth ball of Headlong Ap-Breakneck, or Headlong Ap-Torrent, or Headlong Ap-Hurricane; and, this being satisfactorily established, the remainder followed of course in the natural order of its ancient association.
This eventful anniversary being arrived, every chariot, coach, barouche and barouchette, landau and landaulet, chaise, curricle, buggy, whiskey, and tilbury, of the three counties, was in motion: not a horse was left idle within five miles of any gentleman’s seat, from the high-mettled hunter to the heath-cropping galloway. The ferrymen of the Menai were at their stations before daybreak, taking a double allowance of rum and cwrw to strengthen them for the fatigues5 of the day. The ivied towers of Caernarvon, the romantic woods of Tan-y-bwlch, the heathy hills of Kernioggau, the sandy shores of Tremadoc, the mountain recesses6 of Bedd-Gelert, and the lonely lakes of Capel-Cerig, re-echoed to the voices of the delighted ostlers and postillions, who reaped on this happy day their wintry harvest. Landlords and landladies7, waiters, chambermaids, and toll-gate keepers, roused themselves from the torpidity8 which the last solitary9 tourist, flying with the yellow leaves on the wings of the autumnal wind, had left them to enjoy till the returning spring: the bustle10 of August was renewed on all the mountain roads, and, in the meanwhile, Squire Headlong and his little fat butler carried most energetically into effect the lessons of the savant in the Court of Quintessence, qui par11 engin mirificque jectoit les maisons par les fenestres2.
It was the custom for the guests to assemble at dinner on the day of the ball, and depart on the following morning after breakfast. Sleep during this interval12 was out of the question: the ancient harp13 of Cambria suspended the celebration of the noble race of Shenkin, and the songs of Hoel and Cyveilioc, to ring to the profaner14 but more lively modulation15 of Voulez vous danser, Mademoiselle? in conjunction with the symphonious scraping of fiddles16, the tinkling17 of triangles, and the beating of tambourines18. Comus and Momus were the deities19 of the night; and Bacchus of course was not forgotten by the male part of the assembly (with them, indeed, a ball was invariably a scene of “tipsy dance and jollity”): the servants flew about with wine and negus, and the little butler was indefatigable20 with his corkscrew, which is reported on one occasion to have grown so hot under the influence of perpetual friction22 that it actually set fire to the cork21.
The company assembled. The dinner, which on this occasion was a secondary object, was despatched with uncommon23 celerity. When the cloth was removed, and the bottle had taken its first round, Mr Cranium stood up and addressed the company.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said he, “the golden key of mental ph?nomena, which has lain buried for ages in the deepest vein24 of the mine of physiological25 research, is now, by a happy combination of practical and speculative26 investigations27, grasped, if I may so express myself, firmly and inexcusably, in the hands of physiognomical empiricism.” The Cambrian visitors listened with profound attention, not comprehending a single syllable28 he said, but concluding he would finish his speech by proposing the health of Squire Headlong. The gentlemen accordingly tossed off their heeltaps, and Mr Cranium proceeded: “Ardently desirous, to the extent of my feeble capacity, of disseminating29 as much as possible, the inexhaustible treasures to which this golden key admits the humblest votary30 of philosophical31 truth, I invite you, when you have sufficiently32 restored, replenished33, refreshed, and exhilarated that osteosarch?-matosplanchno-chondroneuro-muelous, or to employ a more intelligible34 term, osseocarni-sanguineo-visceri-cartilagino-nervo-medullary, compages, or shell, the body, which at once envelopes and developes that mysterious and inestimable kernel35, the desiderative, determinative, ratiocinative, imaginative, inquisitive36, appetitive, comparative, reminiscent, congeries of ideas and notions, simple and compound, comprised in the comprehensive denomination37 of mind, to take a peep with me into the mechanical arcana of the anatomico-metaphysical universe. Being not in the least dubitative of your spontaneous compliance38, I proceed,” added he, suddenly changing his tone, “to get everything ready in the library.” Saying these words, he vanished.
The Welsh squires39 now imagined they had caught a glimpse of his meaning, and set him down in their minds for a sort of gentleman conjuror40, who intended to amuse them before the ball with some tricks of legerdemain41. Under this impression, they became very impatient to follow him, as they had made up their minds not to be drunk before supper. The ladies, too, were extremely curious to witness an exhibition which had been announced in so singular a preamble42; and the squire, having previously43 insisted on every gentleman tossing off a half-pint bumper44, adjourned45 the whole party to the library, where they were not a little surprised to discover Mr Cranium seated, in a pensive46 attitude, at a large table, decorated with a copious47 variety of skulls48.
Some of the ladies were so much shocked at this extraordinary display, that a scene of great confusion ensued. Fans were very actively49 exercised, and water was strenuously50 called for by some of the most officious of the gentlemen; on which the little butler entered with a large allowance of liquid, which bore, indeed, the name of water, but was in reality a very powerful spirit. This was the only species of water which the little butler had ever heard called for in Headlong Hall. The mistake was not attended with any evil effects: for the fluid was no sooner applied51 to the lips of the fainting fair ones, than it resuscitated52 them with an expedition truly miraculous53.
Order was at length restored; the audience took their seats, and the craniological orator held forth in the following terms:
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