There dwelt at Windsor during the reign1 of King Henry the Fourth a certain fat, jolly knight2 named Sir John Falstaff; and in all fair England there was not a merrier old fellow than he. Many were the tales told of his mad escapades in company with gay Prince Hal and his companion Poins; and many a round dozen of mischievous3 pranks4 and roguish tricks could be laid to the charge of the fat Knight of Windsor.
As may be readily guessed, one who led such a harum-scarum, careless life was not over-burdened with riches; but although Falstaff lived chiefly by his wits—and, be it admitted, occasionally by the depredations5 of his three rascally6 followers7, Bardolph, Nym, and Pistol—his portly form did not grow less for lack of goodly cheer, neither did his mighty8 thirst suffer for want of endless cups of sack.
Nevertheless, at one time, the gay old Knight found himself with a more than usually light purse; and appalled9 at the doleful prospect10 of restricted conviviality11, he presently conceived the brilliant idea of providing himself with a couple of sweethearts, in order to replenish12 his fallen fortunes.
He therefore wrote two love-letters, word for word alike, save for the names of the individual charmers, and sent them to two comely13 housewives of Windsor, Mistress Ford14 and Mistress Page; and since the husbands of these good dames15 were prosperous and of good standing17, he hoped that his love-making would secure to him many substantial gifts, to say nothing of providing him with a pleasant way of passing his time, since both the ladies were still sufficiently18 young and well-favoured to prove attractive subjects for a flirtation19. He made the letters as flattering and full of sentimental20 phrases as he could devise; and in each he finished thus:
"Thine own true knight,
By day or night.
Or any kind of light,
With all his might,
For thee to fight.
John Falstaff."
When, however, Mistress Ford and Mistress Page received these amorous21 effusions, and, being friends and confidantes, had compared notes and discovered the letters to be precisely22 the same, they were at first very indignant that respectable dames should be thus addressed by such a well-known rake as Sir John Falstaff; but, soon guessing the reason for his sudden expression of affection, they set their quick wits to work to hatch a merry plan, whereby they should make the fat old Knight the laughing-stock of the town as a penalty for his audacity23.
They therefore determined24 to make a pretence25 of encouraging his advances, in order that they might bring on him the anger of their husbands; and with this object in view, they sent a letter to Falstaff, inviting26 him to visit Mistress Ford at her house next day, informing him that her husband, who was of a very jealous disposition27, would then be safely out of the way.
Meanwhile, other little plots were also afoot in the two households. Mistress Page had a very pretty young daughter, charming Mistress Anne, who had at this time no less than three suitors for her hand. Her father desired her to wed28 a youth named Slender, who, though foolish and a timid wooer, was rich; whilst her mother favoured a ridiculous and fussy29 old foreign admirer, one Doctor Caius. But pretty Mistress Anne herself had already fixed30 her choice upon a somewhat poor, but handsome young courtier named Fenton, whose sincere love for her she had quickly returned with as deep an affection; and, in spite of the machinations of her father and mother, she was determined to wed none other than he. To her father's choice, she said:
"O, what a world of vile31 ill-favour'd faults
Looks handsome in three hundred pounds a year!"
To her mother's choice, she said:
"Good mother, do not marry me to yond' fool!"
But to her own beloved Fenton, she said:
"I am yours for evermore!"
In the Ford household, too, another plot was brewing32; for Master Ford, having heard from Falstaff's servant, Pistol (who had now conceived a spite against his fat master), that the reprobate33 Knight was carrying on a desperate flirtation with Mistress Ford, his jealousy34 was quickly roused, so that he set about making plans for exposing the pair.
When the amorous old Knight appeared at Mistress Ford's house at the appointed time, he was enthusiastically received by the lively dame16, who pretended to accept his advances with every sign of favour; but very soon after his arrival, Mistress Page entered the room in haste, and with simulated fear announced that Master Ford was approaching in a great rage, accompanied by Master Page and a number of other friends, all bent35 on dragging forth36 the lover whom they believed to be in the house.
Falstaff, in a great fright, eagerly begged for protection, having no desire to meet the jealous husband; and the two women quickly hid the timid Knight in a huge buck-basket—a receptacle for dirty clothes—which they had set ready for the purpose, stuffing his portly form in amongst the soiled linen37. Then, covering him over with a cloth, they called two serving-men, to whom they gave instructions to carry the basket away to the meadow washing-ground, bidding them also in an undertone to tumble the contents into the river close by.
As the servants departed with the wash-basket, Ford entered, full of jealous fury, declaring that his wife had her lover hidden in the house; but after vainly searching for the ponderous38 Knight, he was greatly mystified, and determined to pay a visit to Falstaff in disguise, in order to learn his plans.
Meanwhile, the would-be lover had received a very unexpected ducking in the river; but though this unpleasant experience damped his ardour for the time being, he soon grew enthusiastic again next morning, as he sat with his boon40 companions in the Garter Inn, quaffing41 deep draughts42 of sack, and rejoicing over a second letter from Mistress Ford, in which she invited him to visit her again that day, as her husband would be out a-hawking.
Just as he finished singing a jovial43 song in praise of good wine, Master Ford entered in disguise; and introducing himself by the name of Brooks44, asked Falstaff to help him in a love affair, declaring that he had fallen in love with the charming Mistress Ford, but was too timid to plead his own suit. He offered the Knight a fat purse for needful expenses; and Falstaff, nothing loath45, accepted this unexpected windfall with great alacrity46, boasting that he could easily arrange the matter, since he would be seeing Mistress Ford that day.
Ford then retired47, having thus gained the information he needed; and Falstaff departed to keep his appointment with Mistress Ford, who again received him with pretended favour. Very soon, however, as again arranged between the two friends, Mistress Page interrupted the roguish old Knight's love-making by rushing into the room with the news that Master Ford was returning in a greater rage than ever, declaring that if he could catch his wife's lover this time he would certainly kill him.
These alarming words put Falstaff into a woeful trembling, and he sought wildly for a hiding-place. This time the two dames quickly hustled48 him into an upper chamber49, bidding him don the clothes of a certain fat old fortune-telling woman of Brentford, whom they had invited for this very purpose.
Whilst Mistress Page hastily arrayed Sir John in the fortune-teller's gown, Mistress Ford endeavoured to persuade her irate50 husband not to search the house, as he wildly insisted upon doing; and she declared that no other stranger was there save the Fat Woman of Brentford, who happened to be visiting her that day.
This, as the wily dame expected, roused Ford's wrath51 still more, since he had a special dislike for the old fortune-telling hag, whom he had forbidden to enter his house again; and when Falstaff presently appeared in the Fat Woman's gown, he was roughly seized by the angry husband, and treated to a sound cudgelling ere he was permitted to depart.
Both the merry wives were by this time convulsed with laughter at the success of their plan; and they now told their husbands the whole truth of the matter, so that Ford's jealousy quickly vanished, and he sought pardon from his wife for his doubt of her.
After peace had been thus happily restored, the friends decided52 to carry the joke a little further still, and to give Falstaff a third scare, as a final penalty for his many misdeeds; and it was arranged that they should lure53 him to Windsor Forest at midnight, and there lead him to suppose that he was being attacked by fairies, goblins, and other supernatural beings.
Mistress Ford therefore invited her ponderous admirer to meet her in the forest at midnight, promising54 to lend him a pair of stag's horns for his head, that he might disguise himself as Herne the Hunter, in which garb55, if any of the townsfolk should chance to see him, they would quickly run away in terror, looking upon him as a spirit; for at that time there were plenty of superstitious56 folk to be found who believed in the legend of Herne the Hunter, which was as follows: In an age gone by, a certain famous hunter named Herne had impiously slain57 a stag beneath the sacred oak tree, which was always regarded as a place of refuge to hunted creatures; and for this misdeed his spirit was condemned58 to wear the stag's horns and to hunt in the forest at midnight for evermore, accompanied by a phantom59 train of fellow hunters and dogs.
It was arranged that pretty Mistress Anne should appear in the forest arrayed as the Fairy Queen, accompanied by a troop of children disguised as elves and gnomes60; and Page, Ford, Slender, Doctor Caius, and Fenton would also appear as various other unearthly beings to assist in the teasing and tormenting61 of Falstaff.
Master Page and his wife, unknown to each other, also determined to use this masquerade as a means for carrying out their opposing wishes with regard to their daughter's marriage. So Anne was first secretly commanded by her father to wear a red gown, that she might thus be recognised by Slender, who meant to run away with her, that they might be married that night by the priest at Eton; and soon afterwards she was stealthily desired by her mother to don a green robe, that she might be noted62 by Doctor Caius, with whom the crafty63 dame had arranged a similar elopement.
But merry Mistress Anne herself decided to wear bridal white garments, arranging with her beloved Fenton that he would know her thus, and could slip away with her to the priest at Eton before the other suitors could find her; and in order to complete the confusion, she directed Slender to wear a green robe and Dr Caius a red one in the masquerade, that they might thus run away with each other in mistake for herself.
On the appointed evening, Falstaff, disguised as Herne the Hunter, appeared under the Sacred Oak in Windsor Forest at midnight; and very soon after Mistress Ford and Mistress Page appeared also. The two merry dames, enjoying the joke immensely, encouraged the fat Knight in his extravagant64 and absurd love-making; but presently, hearing weird65 noises, and seeing strange forms approaching, they pretended to be terrified, and fled away shrieking66, leaving the frightened Falstaff sprawling67 on the ground, for, in attempting to run away also, he had tripped and fallen.
The prostrate68 Knight was instantly surrounded by the band of pretended fairies, gnomes, and sprites; and pretty Mistress Anne, attired69 in a flowing white robe as Titania, drew near, and sang:
Fairies, black, grey, green, and white,
You moonshine revellers, and shades of night.
You orphan70 heirs of fixed destiny,
Attend your office and your quality.
About, about;
Search Windsor Castle, elves, within and out:
Strew71 good luck, ouphes, on every sacred room!
That it may stand till the perpetual doom72,
In state as wholesome73, as in state 'tis fit
Worthy74 the owner, and the owner it.
The several chairs of order look you scour75
With juice of balm, and every precious flower:
Each fair instalment, coat, and sev'ral crest76,
With loyal blazon77 evermore be bless'd!
And nightly, meadow fairies, look, you sing,
Like to the Garter's compass, in a ring:
Th' expressure that it bears, green let it be,
More fertile-fresh than all the field to see;
And Honì soit qu? mal y pense, write,
In emrold tuffs, flowers purple, blue, and white:
Like sapphire78, pearl, and rich embroidery79,
Buckled80 below fair knighthood's bending knee:
Fairies use flowers for their charactery.
Away; disperse81: But till 'tis one o'clock,
Our dance of custom, round about the oak
Of Herne the Hunter, let us not forget!
As Falstaff listened to these words, he was filled with alarm, believing that he was indeed surrounded by supernatural beings; and sharing the common superstitious notion that it was death to look upon or speak to the fairies, he buried his face in his hands, and lay still upon the ground, hoping they would presently vanish.
But the supposed Fairy Queen now sang out a further command:
About him, fairies; sing a scornful rhyme;
And, as you trip, still pinch him to your time!
Pinch him, fairies, mutually,
Pinch him for his villainy;
Pinch him, and burn him, and turn him about,
Till candles, and starlight, and moonshine be out!
At this command, her lively followers all set upon Falstaff, pinching him, and pricking82 him with their toy darts83, uttering strange wild cries, and indulging in loud peals84 of eldritch laughter; and the tormented85 Knight, not daring to stir, and fearing he knew not what, soon began to bellow86 for mercy.
Whilst this ludicrous scene was progressing, Fenton, in the guise39 of Oberon, drew near to Anne, whom he recognised by her white gown, and taking her by the hand, hurried away with her to Eton, where the priest they had notified quickly married them; and Slender and Dr Caius, the one in green and the other in red, also joined hands, and slipped away together, each believing the other to be Mistress Anne, in accordance with the directions given them by the supporters of their suits.
When the merry wives were fully87 satisfied that their corpulent and audacious admirer had received a sufficiently severe pinching, and thorough scare to teach him not to make love to respectable married dames again, they set him free, and revealed the true identity of the weird company of tormentors; and when all had enjoyed a hearty88 laugh at the old reprobate's expense, in which the jolly Falstaff, bearing no malice89, readily joined, the masquerade came to an end.
Then, to the amazement90 of Master Page and his wife, Slender and Doctor Caius both appeared, full of blustering91 wrath at the trick which had been played upon them by saucy92 Mistress Anne, and which they had not discovered until they had reached Eton; and whilst the disappointed suitors were bewailing their loss, the two arch-plotters, Fenton and Anne, arrived also on the scene, and confessing their successful ruse93, sued for pardon.
This was readily granted by the parents, who good-humouredly admitted that they had been outwitted by these determined lovers; and Page remarked:
Well, what remedy? Fenton, Heaven give thee joy!
What cannot be eschew'd must be embrac'd!
And Falstaff merrily added:
When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chased!
But Ford said:
In love, the heavens themselves do guide the State;
Money buys land, and wives are sold by fate!
After this, the whole party trooped back to Master Page's house, to enjoy a wedding feast; and in deep draughts of his favourite beverage94, Falstaff quickly drowned all remembrance of the teasing he had received at the hands of the Merry Wives of Windsor.
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90 amazement | |
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91 blustering | |
adj.狂风大作的,狂暴的v.外强中干的威吓( bluster的现在分词 );咆哮;(风)呼啸;狂吹 | |
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92 saucy | |
adj.无礼的;俊俏的;活泼的 | |
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93 ruse | |
n.诡计,计策;诡计 | |
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94 beverage | |
n.(水,酒等之外的)饮料 | |
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